Dallas Sucks Coffee Company

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Philly Side

Richard
Cranium
Collection

Bold dark roast. Kelly Green energy. Handpicked in 1651 by Richard Cranium, probably.

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Dallas Side

Brokeback
bOyZ
Collection

Medium roast for emotional damage. Hope brews. Reality hits. This is still not their year.

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Dallas still sucks. Coffee helps.