Customer Service, But With Shoulder Pads

Talk Trash

Got a question, complaint, roast request, wholesale idea, billboard tip, Cowboys fan confession, or a deeply emotional paragraph about why Dallas still sucks? Good. Put it in writing.

Ask Us Stuff

Shipping, orders, coffee, subscriptions, grind size, roast levels, or why your cousin keeps saying “this is our year.”

Send Intel

Know a great place for stickers, billboards, bathroom stall diplomacy, or petty public service announcements? Report in.

Start Trouble

Want to collaborate, stock the coffee, sponsor the chaos, or help us deliver premium-grade Philly nonsense to enemy territory?

Fair Warning: Messages from Cowboys fans may be read aloud dramatically, judged silently, and steeped for bitterness. Be brave. Be specific. Spell “Eagles” correctly.

Before You Hit Send

Need inspiration? These are acceptable reasons to contact Dallas Sucks Coffee Company:

“Where is my coffee, and why isn’t it here yesterday?”

“I have a roast idea that may violate several unwritten rules.”

“I found a Cowboys fan in distress and would like to report the incident.”

“I want to buy enough coffee to become a local problem.”

Use the contact form below, or head straight to the official contact page if this theme decides to act like Dallas clock management.

Contact Form

Send us a message and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

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