Petty Cash Membership

A recurring subscription to fund Philly-grade billboards, SEPTA ads, Dallas week chaos, and other caffeinated acts of sports-rivalry comedy.

Choose Your Pettiness Level

The People’s Tier

Lincoln Level $5.00

Being petty ain't cheap. Until now. Only $5 let's you be a part of the problem

Most Popular Among Petty Professionals

Franklin Level $100.00

For fans financially committed to emotional damage.

Why be part of the problem when you can be the whole damn thing?

A Dollar A Day

Washington Level $365.00

George Washington crossed the Delaware. You crossed into advanced pettiness. And chopped down the Cowboys Hope tree

Recurring subscription. Satire, parody, sports rivalry humor, community entertainment. No hate. No harassment. Just jokes, coffee, and questionable financial priorities.