Go Birds Richard Cranium Roast

GO BIRDS.

Established… unofficially… sometime around 1651.

Go Birds – Richard Cranium Roast is a smooth yet bold medium-dark roast inspired by Philadelphia pride, parking lot philosophy, and the completely unverified belief that we’ve been yelling “Go Birds” since before the Declaration of Independence was even a rough draft.

Crafted as a smooth yet bold medium-dark roast, this blend delivers a rich, balanced cup with low bitterness, a smooth body, and enough backbone to survive playoff conversations with relatives from Texas.

This is not subtle coffee. This is coffee for declarations, celebrations, impromptu chants, and yelling across crowded intersections at strangers who immediately yell “GO BIRDS” back like a sacred regional reflex.

Smooth enough for everyday drinking. Bold enough for Broad Street.

In the spirit of tradition:

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

• That all fans are created equal… unless they root for Dallas
• That game day is sacred
• That “Go Birds” is both greeting and farewell
• That batteries are best left unthrown

Go Birds
Signed,
Richard Cranium

Roast Details

• Roast: Medium-Dark Roast
• Bean: 100% Arabica Coffee
• Profile: Smooth, bold, balanced
• Options: Ground or Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 16 oz (454g)
• Vibe: Balanced. Smooth. Patriotic chaos.

Flavor Profile

Rich and smooth with a balanced finish and low bitterness. Easy to drink daily, difficult to drink quietly.

Best Enjoyed

• Before kickoff
• During tailgate setup
• At unreasonable volume levels
• While arguing about offensive play calling
• With absolutely no indoor voice

⚠️ WARNING:
Consuming this product may cause an overwhelming urge to wear Kelly Green and yell “GO BIRDS” at strangers.

Side effects may include elevated confidence, spontaneous chanting, and temporary inability to tolerate Cowboys highlights.

Fuel your freedom. Brewed for Philly.