Dallas Sucks Dark Roast

Some places are great.

Dallas ain’t one.

Dallas Sucks Dark Roast is the flagship roast from Dallas Sucks Coffee Company, built for early mornings, late nights, game days, and watching Dallas fall apart in real time.

This dark roast hits hard with bold flavor, smooth finish, and zero mercy. It is strong enough for loud opinions, long drives, tailgates, office warfare, and any morning that requires extra Philly energy.

One thing is guaranteed:

Dallas still sucks.

Roast Details

• Roast: Dark Roast
• Bean: 100% Arabica Coffee
• Options: Ground or Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 12 oz (340g)
• Vibe: Smooth. Bold. Ruthless.

Flavor Profile

Rich, bold, smooth, and slightly smoky with a strong finish. No apologies. Just great coffee.

⚠️ WARNING:
The City of Philadelphia probably discourages placing this product in a sock and confronting Cowboys fans.

No refunds after Wild Card weekend.

Fuel up. Stay loud. Brewed for Philly.